Thursday, September 28, 2006

On Being Comforatble

1. How comfortable are you talking with peers about your Christian faith?
2. How comfortable are you talking with an atheist about your faith in Christ?
3. Do you feel comfortable talking with a peer who disagrees on a moral issue?
4. Do you feel comfortable talking with a friend who says truth is relative?
5. Do you feel comfortable talking with a New Ager about your faith in Christ?
6. Do you feel comfortable talking with a Buddhist or Hindu about your faith?
7. How comfortable are you talking with a Muslim about your faith in Christ?
8. Are you comfortable talking with a peer about the evidence God’s existence?
9. Do you feel comfortable talking with your friends about their worldviews?

Friday, September 22, 2006

NEW WORDS FOR 2006: Essential vocabulary additions

1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

2 SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on everything, and then leaves.

3 ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles

6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

8. SITCOMs : Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

9. STRESS PUPPY : A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

10. SWIPEOUT : An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

11. XEROX SUBSIDY : Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

12 . IRRITAINMENT : Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another...

13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the poop out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

15. 404 : Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.

16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.

17. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake)

18. WOOFS : Well-Off Older Folks.

19. CROP DUSTING : Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm

Monday, September 18, 2006

sept 21 Lesson

Our lives are packed with people who appear and a while later they may disappear. We acquire certain stuff from one person and from another we might capture something else and still one person may leave us with a assortment of quirks or experience. Sort of like going to school…getting a little knowledge from each class.

While we attain the knowledge, experience, oddities from others, have we really deliberated on them and what they mean in our lives? This year Soul Cafe will focus on community. In the texture of that cooperative spirit, our first study is just a study of our history as it relates to others passing through.


1. List at least three teachers who assisted you in your journey through school.


2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.


3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.


4. Think of three people who have made you feel appreciated and special.


5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.


6. Name four heroes whose stories have inspired you.


What is about them that you remember them?
Were any of these people a part of YOUR community?
Have you left any of these people with the love of Christ?

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Steve, for You my Friend!

Two abrupt and intimidating transitions occurred in the last three centuries. Our social and economic framework has had a tectonic shift moving from an agraian society to an industrial economy into a microchip-based society. Our social and cultural values were turned inside out and then inside out again.

Our century functions differently. We view capital differently, we value life differently, love differently, we see through individualistic eyes, we feel ideas and truth instead of knowing them, we know the industrial revolution instead of releasing man from slavery and feudalism, entrapped him into a power game of enslavement, finally we acknowledge the rich West steals from the poor South/East.

It is into this society that is trying to find itself in the second tectonic shift that we must bring the Gospel of Christ. We need to present people answers to questions: Where did I come from? Why am I here? What am I supposed to be doing? Where am I going? Am I significant in the universe? OR does a person answer their own questions their own way?

We need to engage people where they live that in Christ are found answers to the major issues of life: God is intimately connected to personal and human needs and gives concreteness.

But what if God is no longer the central focus of our lives? What if God is no longer relevant to a society that values a postmodern way of life, whose need is to “find themselves” and then stumble on what’s left; a smorgasbord of religions, a Pantheon of gods, a pod of Pagans.

Our public education system has discouraged God and encouraged that if something is not scientific, it is not a success; it is not reliable. Science is capable of dealing only with quantitative matters: How much? How big? How far? How fast? Science is incapable of dialogue with issues such as values, purpose, meaning; the only meanings we can now have is what we apply in our own lives.

What guides us in creating meanings? How do we measure values? If the goals we pursue are not capable of bearing our meanings, then what? What about morality: a basic understanding of right and wrong? How do we evaluate actions and events? Is morality not critical to our participation in society?

Science cannot instruct us in morality. And in a society where there are a variety of opinions about what is right and wrong, how do we know which opinion is correct? Does simple majority rule? One might claim it is the government’s right and responsibility to rule. Tell the victims of Hitler, Stalin, apartheid and black slavery in United States that government policy and despotic regimes are wrong.

Many people think religion has nothing important to say regarding public activities. So, in our public lives religion is only allowed a minor role at best. This attitude affects how we view our private lives as well. Thus, in order to relate Christianity, the first step we might need to take is to show how Christianity applies to life. Clearly we must show Christ to be relevant by percolating a Godly life.

You might think that to be difficult, but I say no! Confess Christ when we serve and help out others; let's be sure to include Christ.

I believe that Jesus and Peter and Paul and the other disciples were relevant to their day. They met people where they were; ate with them, talked to them, ministered to them, healed their sickness. Jesus had special concern for the poor and the marginalized. We know He wasn't like everyone else. We also know He didn't love like everyone else either.

I agree that love is the undeserved gift from God and I fear that too many people think relevance is just talking God and Jesus. This is not relevance. When a high school kid struggles with a big issue, what's most relevant to him or her is a caring adult coming along side and guiding and mentoring. In fact, our church service isn't even the most relevant thing we have...that would be our small groups. This is where the truth can be the most personal, the most relevant.

In evangelical witness today change the central theme of the Gospel back to justification by faith, not the new life, not being born again. People know that they do wrong, and they want to have the burden of guilt lifted. Lets give them Christ and not a Universal Morality; they don’t have to maintain a clear conscience; they need Christ to wash away their sins. Take away the Me/Myself/I relative standard.

One problem is not that we have left Jesus out of our lives; the problem is we have left Him out of the central place, the place of Lordship! We want His blessings, we want answers to our prayers, we want the heaven He offers; and yet we still want to be in control.

Lastly, I think we need to show Christianity to be plausible and not credible. We must get people's attention first by bringing Christianity into a position of being true. The idea that we make Christianity relevant to culture through our own doing is small minded. It is humankind that should conform to the will of God, not God conforming to Mankind. God’s commands and teachings are as relevant in the life of the church today as they ever were.

What Jesus says will never become outdated and will never need to be upgraded. Jesus did not say go preserve a heritage, or go feed the hungry, or go establish institutions of learning and care giving. Jesus did not say, teach people to live at peace with one another. Jesus said go and make disciples of all nations.

If there is no God out there, the best we can do is accept the reality of our nothingness, make of ourselves whatever we can, and bravely face a universe that does not care. Remember, Satan is not fighting religion; he is too smart for that. He is producing a counterfeit Christianity so much like the real one that good Christians are afraid to speak out against

Saturday, September 02, 2006

A challenge to the church

Knowing teenager books and movies with supernatural themes currently sell in their millions, how does the church take the Gospel to the Harry Potter generation? Disturbing views of God and disturbing thoughts this media bring disturb my mind? Don’t say it…I have a mind

Has the Christian Church failed to offer spirituality that appeals to teenagers. Pagans fill a gap because they offer communication direct with Hollywood movie stars. The overwhelming popularity of television shows like Buffy, Sabrina and Harry Potter books show teens having fun, feuding, frolicking and their hip. This media offers questions kids need to deal with: good and evil, death and immortality, moral dilemmas. Christ is some old time religion riding on the backs of their “dead” parents.

You don’t agree? Think like me and be horrified! Teens look for some sign of a God who is interested in their lives. (remember it is you and I who are their Christ in the world). Since they don’t see a people interested in them why should they give their love to a church. We throw a few programs their way, offer platitudes that they are the future of the church and then we go on with our lives investing in our own reality.

The church has to sit up and realize that a full-scale propaganda war, a spiritual battle, all out warfare is taking place for hearts and minds. So let’s get bold with our faith, for our faith. We need to turn people back to the fact that there is a God who wants a relationship with them. We’ve got to turn our youth onto God. Our teen society may no longer be religious, but they are spiritual, and the desire to satisfy that part of our nature will go on forever. So, like selling any commodity, lets give teens what they want.

Any ideas on how to do that?